In the beginning, there was the computer. And God entered:
C: Let there be light!
Enter user ID.
C: God
Enter password.
C: Omniscient
Invalid password. Reenter password.
C: Omnipotent

And God logged on at 12:01 AM Sunday, March 1.
C: Let there be light!
Unrecognizable command.
C: Create light.
Done
C: Run heaven and earth.
And God created Day and Night. And God saw that there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02 AM, Sunday, March 1.

And God logged on at 12:01 AM, Monday, March 2.
C: Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light.
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
C: Create firmament.
Done
C: Run firmament.
And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02 AM, Monday, March 2.

And God logged on at 12:01 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
C: Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and
Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
C: Create dry_land.
Done
C: Run firmament.
And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

And God logged on at 12:01 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
C: Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from night.
Unspecified type. Try again.
C: Create sun_moon_stars.
Done
C: Run sun_moon_stars.
And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over the day and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw that there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

And God logged on at 12:01 AM, Thursday, March 5.
C: Create fish.
Done
C: Create fowl.
Done
C: Run fish, fowl.
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after it's kind and every winged fowl after it's kind. And God saw that there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02 AM, Thursday, March 5.

And God logged on at 12:01 AM, Friday, March 6.
C: Create cattle.
Done
C: Create creepy things.
Done
C: Now let us make man in our image.
Unspecified type. Try again.
C: Create man.
Done
C: Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and of the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth.
Too many command operands. Try again.
C: Run multiplication.
Execution terminated. 6 errors.
C: Insert breath.
Done
C: Run multiplication.
Execution terminated. 5 errors.
C: Move man to Garden of Eden.
Filename Garden of Eden does not exist. Abort, Retry, Ignore? A
C: Create Garden_of_Eden.
Too many parameters.
C: Create Garden.edn.
Done
C: Run multiplication.
Execution terminated. 4 errors.
C: Copy woman from man.
Done
C: Run multiplication.
Execution terminated. 2 errors.
C: Create desire.
Done
C: Run multiplication.
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn.
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
C: Create freewill.
Done
C: Run freewill.
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn.
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
C: Scan Garden.edn for man, woman.
Search failed. Abort, Retry, Ignore?
C: Delete shame.
Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
C: Destroy freewill.
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
C: Stop.
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
C: Ctrl_Break
C: Ctrl_Break
C: Ctrl_Break
ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS COMPUTER SHUTTING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. LOG OFF NOW.
C: Create new world.
You have exceeded allocated file space. You must delete old files before new ones can be created.
C: Delete earth.
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
C: Delete evil.
This file is in use and cannot be deleted.
C: Destroy evil.
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
C: Oh shit!!!
Invalid path or filename.
C: Destroy earth. Please confirm.
Destroy earth confirmed